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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Church of Big Government

“Hello, Is this the Church of Big Government? Wow, I just heard your membership is down. Yeah, tough times all around for sure. Well, you can't blame them for leaving .. I mean they were really depending on you to solve any and all problems that came their way. What's that? Not sure I heard you correctly. Did you say you just need more money and things will be better? Yes, that's exactly what I thought you said. Oh there's more? You're going to hammer those big greedy corporations that make billions in profits every year? Oh, that's a good idea: Punish success and the people who create jobs .... yeah, that's a real winner.
Well if I may .... let me just say I hope your church closes its doors, because it's not helping anyone but the people who run it ... Seems D.C. is the only place in the nation where unemployment is not on the rise.

Glad we got a chance to chat ... what's that? No, I won't be joining your congregation. Bye.

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